Welcome to the first of a brand new series of regular videos featuring the Middlesex players - who take it in turns to dish the dirt on their fellow teammates. Up first is Ethan Bamber, who gives us the lowdown on who is the best dancer, the teacher's pet, the biggest social media addict, the worst driver and much, much more besides!
Sit back, relax and enjoy the next three minutes, as Ethan Bamber unloads on his Middlesex teammates and smashes the myth that Tim Murtagh is the funniest man in the camp!